Why I should lose Weight

The reasons why I should lose weight: 1. better sex 2. not so heavy for sex 3. dance around the racquetball court 4. look like an adonis 5. feel better about myself 6. you might be able to go skiing 7. your knees might not hurt anymore 8. you might be able to avoid knee surgery 9. if you have to interview for jobs, you will look more presentable 10. in pictures, you won't look so big. 11. you won't break things 12. you will fit in booths at restaurants (taco bell) 13. your feet won't hurt as much 14. you could become a part time stipper (just kidding) 15. you can fit in smaller showers 16. you can fit on an airplane 17. you will have more energy 18. you will look better 19. your face will look thinner 20. enjoy sports and sex more 21. save yourself from an early death 22. you can fit in a car 23. you wouldn't have to pay weight watchers $40 a month. 24. you would get complements from the Cracrofts and others 25. heart disease drops dramatically 26. Better Rates on Life Insurance. 27. Will be able to go up stairs better 28. My man boobs might decrease in size. 29. Might have greater self confidence 30. More energy to do my mission in life (the Lord's work).